Things to do in an elevator

When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and then pretend it wasn't you.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask it they know what floor you're on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the dooes close and say, "hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

Occasionally open up your bag, peer in, and ask, "got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another person for awhile, then announce in horror, "you're one of THEM!!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with your sethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce, "this is MY personal space!"

Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa the great chief and begin telling stories of your native island.

Make race car noises whenever anyone gets on or off.

Whistle the first seven notes of "it's a small world" over and over.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on. Wear yours upside down.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".

On the highest floor, hold the door opem and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, then announce:"I've got new socks on!"

Mutter "gotta go, gotta go" over and over again

Holler "chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

leave a box between the doors.

Start a sing-along.

say, "ding!" at each floor.

Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.