|
A cowboy walks into a village bar. The locals are known for not being very kind to strangers, so when the cowboy is finished his drink, he goes back outside to find his horse missing. So he walks back in and says in a forceful tone: "who took my horse?" Naturally, no one answers. "Ah'm gonna have another drink, and if ah goes back out there and mah horse is not back, Ah'm gonna have to do what I dun in Texas, and Ah don't wanna do what Ah dun in Texas!" The other people in the bar shift restlessly. So he finishes his drink and goes back outside. His horse is back! He climbs back on it and is about to ride off when the bartender comes out. "Say, podner, what did you do in Texas?" "Ah had to walk home!"
|
|