Things To Do in a Public Washroom

Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

Say "Darn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

Have a funeral for your goldfish.

Compliment the person's shoes in the next stall.

Ask, "is it just me, or is that Eau de Feces I smell?"

Thanks to Tina Yes for sending in some tips!

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